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Stealing Wifi

28, Jan 2010

I don’t have Internet yet on my new apartment so I downloaded Backtrack 4 and cracked a neighbor’s WEP key. No biggie. But now I can’t see it. There are a couple other Wifi signals but i’m detecting those with my laptop and I want to use my big desktop pc. Problem is I have [...]

Starting a new year

5, Jan 2010

Current weight: 101.6 kg (223.99 lb) Hey everyone, it’s been a while. Lots of stuff happening in 2010. Biggest news is I’ll be moving in with my girlfriend in a couple of days. I’m still a fat fuck although I feel great. I’m debating whether I’ll return to the gym or not. On one hand, [...]

Cicloton 40 km

31, Aug 2009

Current weight: 99.8 kg (220.02 lb) My girlfriend is starting a new job today so good luck to her! Three parties this weekend. Ate and drank a lot. Feel good though, coz I’m exercising. Yesterday I biked almost 40 km (24.85 mi) at the Cicloton. This new route has many bridges so there are a [...]

This is great!

26, Aug 2009

Current weight: 98.5 kg (217.16 lb) Almost 4 months without diet and exercise and I only gained 5 kg (11.02 lb). No more ass operations or lengthy recoveries or trips to Cordoba. I’m back in business. Went to play basketball earlier today. Took my bike but probably won’t do it again. There’s way too much [...]

Current weight: Hopefully under 100 kg (220.46 lb) So after a long break I’ve decided to continue on my quest to get rid of my fucking man boobs and become a god amongst men. I already got the brains so why not add six pack abs and an ass that can crack nuts. Yesterday I [...]

I have a Nextel phone

5, Jul 2009

Last day of my project. They gave me a phone. (Doing my best Criswell) I predict, no one will call me on it, and they’ll continue using my friend’s phone to contact me. I’m coming home tomorrow. Will try to update a month’s worth of info in a couple of posts.

Quick update

29, Jun 2009

Current weight: No fucking clue I’ve been in Cordoba, Veracruz for the past month. No access to a scale, but I may have gained 4 or 5 kilos (11.02 lb). It’s ok though, because with the money I’m earning from this gig I’m taking my girlfriend to Los Cabos for a whole week. Found this [...]

It’s been a while

25, May 2009

Current weight: 93.3 kg (205.69 lb) I’ve been keeping myself busy these days, so I’ve neglected the blog. But it’s all worth it. Right now I’m working on 3 proyects at the same time, which might be a little bit more than I can do. First, I have my “create resume, find job” site. It’s [...]

Home Alone kicks ass

15, May 2009

Current weight: 93.6 kg (206.35 lb) Don’t know why the other day my brother and I were talking about Home Alone. (I just remembered, we were watching a Seinfeld episode where George watches it.) Well now we’re watching it. At 1:30 in the morning. This movie came out when I was 9 years old. Man. [...]

Current weight: 94.1 kg (207.45 lb) The bird is still in my balcony. Yesterday he went inside the apartment and under a bed, that’s why I couldn’t find him. My brother wrapped him around a towel and placed him back in the balcony. Overnight, the bird ate some bread crumbs. He makes noises every 5 [...]


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