FatEff

Current weight: 94.3 kg (207.9 lb)

There was a bird in my balcony all day today. Looks like he was hurt cause he wouldn’t fly away. My dog was getting all territorial on his ass but I calmed him down. I put an ashtray with water and a couple of crumbs of bread but he wouldn’t eat them. So I took a nap. And when I woke up the bird was gone. Fly away little brother, fly away.

In other news, Mac OS X 10.5.7 is out. I’m downloading right now. If you have a Mac, just do a Software Update. If you have a Hackintosh like me, do the same, just be careful.

Here’s the bird:

I just bought Wolfenstein 3D Classic for the iPhone It is amazing! I read John Carmack’s narrative a few weeks ago and really wanted to try it out. The guy is a god. Well, it’s on sale on the App Store for 1.99, (almost 26 Mexican pesos using today’s rate).  What I didn’t know is how Apple handles currencies. Looks like they don’t go with regular rates, instead they just do 1 USD = 10 MXN. So a 1.99 dollar app, is just 20 MXN. That means I just payed 1.50 dollars for Wolf3D. Cool.

Anyway, the controls work great. The graphics are good, lots of new high res textures. Audio is amazing. I’d forgotten how much fun I had 17 years ago playing the shareware version. Can’t wait for iPhone Doom.

Current weight: 95.4 kg (210.32 lb)

Don’t know why. I know I haven’t been exercising, but I’m very rigorous with my diet. Last day was nothing but tuna fish and vegetables, and a sandwich. Today will be more of the same.

I’m staying happy by watching The Naked Gun. That intro is one of the funniest ever. The Family Guy spoof with Bin Laden and Stewie Griffin is also priceless.

So my friend is visiting Japan and spreanding swine flu. I asked him about his Internet bandwith over there. Well, check this shit out:

Amazing. And of course, this is mine:

Fuck. My. Life.

I woke up and drank lots of water. Then ate. Then I remembered I hadn’t weighed myself. So I’ll do it tomorrow. (OK, I did weigh myself but scale showed 95.1 kg (209.66 lb) and I didn’t like that!)

Still confined to my apartment so I’m trying to be productive and code a bit. I’m drinking some mate with Yerba Amanda. It’s quite good.

This is me, drinking mate. The bombilla, by the way, was my grandmother’s. It’s probably 20 years old. Maybe more.

Current weight: 94.1 kg (207.45 lb)

And that finger wasn’t mine. The great thing about my doctor is that she has small fingers. Anyway, I’m healing nicely. She said I don’t have any more stitches down there. No more medicine, just some cream and laxatives. Although now I will just take my laxative once every two nights, and half the dose.

I still cannot ride my bike or exercise. Just walk for half an hour a day, but that’s better than nothing. I’m still losing weight fast, so exercising can wait.

Also, today I will be eating a Big Mac. I’ve been craving for one for weeks. Just thinking about those fucking burgers make me gaga.

Traffic was kinda heavy on my way to the doctor and back. Things are getting back to normal in Mexico City. I kinda miss the flu panic. People would stay indoors and the city was less chaotic.

Current weight: 94.4 kg (208.12 lb)

The average newborn’s baby weight is between 3 kg (6.61 lb) and 4 kg (8.82 lb). Let’s assume 3.5 kg (7.72 lb). As of today, I’ve lost 20 kg (44.09 lb) in this little quest of mine. That’s the equivalent of 5.7 newborn babies. Don’t know why I chose infant human beings as a comparison. Creepy. Maybe because last week every time I went to the bathroom it felt like childbirth.

Businesses are opening again in Mexico City. I’ll need to check tomorrow if my gym is open. Not sure if I’m allowed to exercise yet. I got another doctor’s appointment on Thursday, hopefully she’ll let me at least use the treadmill. That’s a very expensive gym I’m not using.

Also, today is my 2 week ass operation anniversary. I feel great. Still taking laxatives though, so I can’t really leave the house because I face possible disaster scenarios.

Current weight: 95.0 kg (209.44 lb)

I’ve tried Monster, OCC, Bumeran, and others, and I’m not satisfied with any of them. And when I can’t find a website or web app that satisfies my needs, I create it!

I’m working on a new website where you can create your resume online. It guides you through the whole process, let’s you upload a picture and edit it, and hopefully will be the start of something great.

I’ll be needing beta testers. So, if you read this and want to try it, send me an email (nanexcool at gmail).

Current weight: 96.1 kg (211.86 lb)

Today is Labor Day in Mexico. But even if it wasn’t, most businesses would still be closed. I still have to stay home as much as I can, so it’s a regular day for me. I’m switching between OS X and Ubuntu, trying to learn some Objective-C so I can maybe program an iPhone app. Then I come back to Ubuntu for some LAMP development.

Funny thing yesterday, there was no tuna at the supermarket. Or most cans for that matter. And soups. People seem to be hoarding. I don’t think it’s that bad. I had to go to the Oxxo at the corner to get my cans of tuna.

Starting a new month, a few things on my mind. I might be pushing 90 kg (198.42 lb) by the end of May. The Cicloton is on May 31st, so there’s plenty of time for me to recover, don’t wanna bleed out of my ass all over my bike. I only have two months left to start making money with my projects, otherwise I’ll have to look for a job.

Yesterday I finally managed to triple boot Windows, Ubuntu and OS X on my laptop. Everything works great. And there’s the problem. I hate having nothing to do. Makes me focus on productive things, like work.

I’ve lost almost 20 kg (44.09 lb) so far. Mostly by diet and exercise. Some due to my ass operation. I’m working on a system that will allow everyone to try what I did. That’s all I’m willing to say at the moment.